(Courtesy of my friend Joyce and mikeysfunnies) -
Alice: What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?
Johnny: I don't know. What?
Alice: A pineapple!
Phil: Where do snowmen keep their money?
Bill: Beats me.
Phil: In a snow bank.
Josh: What does Jack Frost like best about school?
Josh: Snow and tell.
Trey: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?
Brandon: I give up.