Bob Terrell tells the story of a minister who called little children down front for a story on a Sunday morning. The minister pulled out a dollar bill and asked,
"Who do you think made this?"
"God," answered a tyke.
"Who else?" the minister asked.
"The Chinese!" a little girl said.
The minister crumpled the bill into a wad and asked, "Now, what can we do with it?"
"A little girl popped up and said, 'Recycle It!'"