Have you seen these? (Courtesy of a friend who e-mailed them to me)
- Three-year old on the Lord's Prayer: "Lead us not into temptation,"
she prayed, "but deliver us some E-mail. Amen."
- 3-year-old, praying: "Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is
His name. Amen."
- Four-year-old, praying, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we
forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
- Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting
together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally,
his big sister had had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud
in church." "Why? Who's going to stop me?" Joel asked. Angie pointed
to the back of the church and said, "See those two men standing by
the door? They're hushers."
- A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, 5, Ryan, 3. The
boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their
mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting
here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can
wait.' " Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be
Jesus!"
- A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to
their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the
blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say
what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The daughter bowed her
head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"