From an email:
~ Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of her own.
They like other people's.
~ A grandfather is a man grandmother.
~ Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see
them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they
drive us to the store and have lots of quarters for us.
~ They don't say, "Hurry up."
~ Usually grandmothers are fat, but not too fat to tie your shoes.
~ Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't have
television, because they are the only grown-ups who like to spend time with
us.
~ They know we should have snack-time before bedtime.